Videogame-fan Kenneth Mikolon is a 12-year veteran of the U.S. Army, and used his training to become a skilled outdoorsman who enjoys camping in the wilderness. Mikolon was released from the Army on disability for a bad back, for which he must take medication.

In fact, I would do anything for you, my best friend in the whole world... except write you an actual message. You see, I love everyone on my ICQ list, they are all my best friends and I forwarded this URL to every one of them. Doesn't that make you feel soooo special? There is even a 50/50 chance that I never bothered to visit this page before I forwarded it to you.